Dear Gratitude Journal :

I’m grateful for alcohol. Few things in life are easier to make, and nothing takes the edge off a shitting day more effectively than a good, stiff drink. I’m grateful I haven’t wasted a second of my life living someone else’s life, and I’m grateful for canned tuna. IDKY, but when I eat it, I feel rich.

The end.

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